The Sleeper
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were
both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a
room, they were
Both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....he in the
upper bunk and she
In the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the
woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight,
let 's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fuckin blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were
both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a
room, they were
Both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....he in the
upper bunk and she
In the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the
woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight,
let 's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fuckin blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
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