>> notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders
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>> hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
>> The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled
>> by her dog and her cat.
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>> The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice
>> fire
>> truck,"
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>> the fire fighter says with admiration.
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>> "Thanks", the girl says.
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>> The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
>> wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
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>> "Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
>> to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar
>> too, I think you could go faster."
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>> The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
>> wouldn't have a siren."
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