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    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buysome new shoes We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anythingwild in your life?"
    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
    that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

    "Be still and know that I am God"

    Psalm 46:10

    #2
    My Dad

    nice one
    Mwo,s worst speller....

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      #3
      My Dad

      Thats great.....thanks good to have a laugh on a Mon.

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        #4
        My Dad

        That was so funny! Thanks
        East
        In life we can live out our dreams its true
        the one who decides,takes chances,makes choices is YOU.

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          #5
          My Dad

          Nice one, made me laugh! Thanks.
          TIGGER1 :l
          _____________

          Formerly Mr Boop

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            #6
            My Dad

            So funny Nancy and I want to meet your Dad, there are a few of his sons living up here as well......
            *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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              #7
              My Dad

              Thanks Nancy .........:H
              sigpicXXX

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                #8
                My Dad

                Nancy-

                Too funny!! BUT we must be sisters...because my dad e-mailed me the SAME story!!!


                With Love,

                Beth
                formerly known as bak310

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                  #9
                  My Dad

                  great
                  Sunny Out Looks are Contagious!

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                    #10
                    My Dad

                    Yes Beth.......We are sisters! I've known that from the get go!
                    :l Nancy
                    "Be still and know that I am God"

                    Psalm 46:10

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                      #11
                      My Dad

                      that was a good one
                      :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
                      best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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