Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had giventheir new
wives duties.Thefirst man had married a woman from Montana and had told her
that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days,but on
the third day he came home to a clean house with the dishes washed and put
away.
The second man had married a woman from Oregon . He had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day
he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day,
he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner
on the table.
The third man had married a girl from New York . He told her that her duties
were to keep the house clean, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundry
washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.He said the first and second
day day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had
gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a bite
to eat and load the dishwasher.
wives duties.Thefirst man had married a woman from Montana and had told her
that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days,but on
the third day he came home to a clean house with the dishes washed and put
away.
The second man had married a woman from Oregon . He had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day
he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day,
he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner
on the table.
The third man had married a girl from New York . He told her that her duties
were to keep the house clean, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundry
washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.He said the first and second
day day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had
gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a bite
to eat and load the dishwasher.
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