"Have another piece of cake. I don't like you so thin"
"God, that's so interesting, tell me more"
"Want to snuggle"
"You look stressed. Let me make you some tea and we can talk about it. Chamomile OK?"
"I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers, do I?"
"Well, I can't offer any solutions, but I am a good listener"
"I LOVE what you've done with your hair today"
"I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black pepper, and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that's OK"
"Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I'll bet we'll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair"
"Why don't I get a Minivan so you can drive something fun"
"As long as I have legs to walk on , you'll never have to take out the garbage"
"Of couse the toilet seat is down, I wouldn't want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night"
"Just because I'm married doesn't mean I shouldn't take care of myself"
"There are only a few sheets of toilet paper left.. I'd better change the roll"
"Here, you pick the movie"
"Let's take you shoe shopping
"Foreplay 10:12pm.............. Foreplay 10:50pm............ Foreplay 1:30am"
"What would you like me to wear?"
"How about a nice, long massage?"
"This is the way you like your shirts folded, right?"
"I'll do the grocery shopping and take the kids with me so you can relax"
"Hold that thought for a second. I want to pull over and ask for directions"
"I just want to make a stop. I want to make sure we always have chocolate in the house"
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