Subject: A Cajun walks into a bar
A Cajun walks into a bar with A pet alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make
you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.
Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. 'Then he'll open his
mouth And I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this
spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.' The crowd murmured their
approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed
his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, The man grabbed a beer
bottle an d smac ked the Alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator
opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The
man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's
willing to give it a try.' A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a
hand went up in the back of the bar... A Blonde woman timidly spoke
up.......... 'I'll try it - just don't hit me so hard with the beer
bottle!'
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A Cajun walks into a bar with A pet alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make
you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.
Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. 'Then he'll open his
mouth And I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this
spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.' The crowd murmured their
approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed
his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, The man grabbed a beer
bottle an d smac ked the Alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator
opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The
man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's
willing to give it a try.' A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a
hand went up in the back of the bar... A Blonde woman timidly spoke
up.......... 'I'll try it - just don't hit me so hard with the beer
bottle!'
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