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    A little risque' but funny

    Subject: A Cajun walks into a bar


    A Cajun walks into a bar with A pet alligator by his side. He puts the
    alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make
    you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.
    Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. 'Then he'll open his
    mouth And I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this
    spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.' The crowd murmured their
    approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
    Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed
    his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, The man grabbed a beer
    bottle an d smac ked the Alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator
    opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

    The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The
    man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's
    willing to give it a try.' A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a
    hand went up in the back of the bar... A Blonde woman timidly spoke
    up.......... 'I'll try it - just don't hit me so hard with the beer
    bottle!'
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    #2
    A little risque' but funny

    hi there..good one hart.thanks i needed that
    :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
    best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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      #3
      A little risque' but funny

      Love it!
      If you do not live the life you believe, you will believe the life you live.

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        #4
        A little risque' but funny

        That was great!

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          #5
          A little risque' but funny

          Nothing as good as a belly laugh! but it hurts the stiches!
          BHOG
          War isn't working. Let's try Peace!

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            #6
            A little risque' but funny

            Nice one really enjoyed that!!

            W

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