Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big f---ing red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Dumb ass.
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big f---ing red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Dumb ass.
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!
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