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    Jeff Foxworthy on Canada......

    If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,you may live in Canada .

    If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada .


    If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
    Canada .


    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada .


    If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada .


    If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada .


    If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada


    If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada


    If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada .


    If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
    both unlocked, you may live in Canada .

    If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada .
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    If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,you may live in Canada .


    If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada .


    If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada .


    If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
    and road construction, you may live in Canada


    If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada .


    If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada


    If you actually understand these jokes you definitely live in Canada
    :h
    *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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    Jeff Foxworthy on Canada......

    Hey! I must be an honorary Canadian!

    I LOOOOOVE Foxworthy!

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      #3
      Jeff Foxworthy on Canada......

      I know him. Jeff is a really nice guy.
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        #4
        Jeff Foxworthy on Canada......

        Oh Greeneyes - please tell him he has a major fan in Oz.

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          #5
          Jeff Foxworthy on Canada......

          Sounds alot like Alabama too.

          Jeff Foxworthy i s sooo funny!
          Love,
          Nancy
          "Be still and know that I am God"

          Psalm 46:10

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