If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Canada .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada .
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada .
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada
If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada .
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada .
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada .ize: 14px;">
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,you may live in Canada .
If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada .
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction, you may live in Canada
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada .
If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada
If you actually understand these jokes you definitely live in Canada :h
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