BUDT UGLY

[Guest]

A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into a Walmart with her two kids.
The Walmart Greeter,asks "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says "No, the oldest one, he's 9 & the younger one she's 7.
"Why?....DO they look alike?"

"NO, replies the greeter, I just can't believe you got laid more than once!":rollin

Sorry ladies.... I tried to think of a way to re-word this to make it more appealing for us girls! But it just didn't sound as funny w/an ugly guy & kids! But I'm sure it's HIS fault!:lol

[Guest]

BUDT UGLY

sinking boat

Guiseppe is out fishing in his boat, when he springs a leak and starts to sink. He jumps on his radio and cries SOS... A plane flies overhead, and on Guiseppe's radio he hears the pilot's voice: "This is the Focker Friendship". Guiseppe grabs his radio microphone and says "I don't a want your focker friendship! I wanna your focker HELP!"