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    Murphy's Pub Plan

    Shamus & Murphy fancied a pint or two... but had very little money. Between them, they came up with about a dollar.
    Murphy says "Hang on I have an idea" He goes into the local butcher shop & comes out with one large sausage.
    Shamus says, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!"
    Murphy says, "Don't worry- just follow me." He went into the pub & ordered 2 pints of guiness & 2 glasses of whiskey.
    Shamus says, "Now what are we gonna do, we've got no money to pay! Do you know how much trouble we're gonna be in?"
    Murphy says,"Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"
    They down their drinks.

    Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper & you go on your knees and put it your mouth."

    The barman noticed them, went berzerk, and thru them out.

    They continued this pub after pub, getting more & more drunk, all for free.

    At the tenth pub, Shamus says "I don't think I can do this anymore. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!"

    Murphy says "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third pub."

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    :eek

    MFM

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      #3
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      Oh. My. GOD!:x

      I'm going to email that now to my partner at work - it'll have him and his work mates rolling on the floor!!

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        #4
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        :H Bump an "oldie" from Wayyy back...
        The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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          #5
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          just magic!!!!!!

          LOL!
          :heart: c: :heart:
          "Be patient and gentle with yourself - the magic is in you."

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            #6
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            OMG.........served them right!!!! ha ha ha

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