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    simple Maths

    is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
    it goes like this:


    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:


    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


    and


    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


    But,


    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,


    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top .

    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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    LOL! I am sending this to my boss.
    I should be getting a raise any minute now.

    Dx
    * * I love Determinator * *

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      #3
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      good one Mack. Nice to see you back.

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        #4
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        How funny!
        "Be still and know that I am God"

        Psalm 46:10

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          #5
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          Hi Macks, well worth printing out for the notice board methinks.

          Lx
          Rather die standing, than live on my knees, begging Please..... No More.......

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            #6
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            Hi Macks...

            Love that ...
            and it is sooooo true

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              #7
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              LOL mackeral.. just love this one! and i can workout the maths

              Love
              Teardrop.x
              family is everything to me

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                #8
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                i like that one ya
                xx
                ~ I am better than this devil AL ~:new:

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                  #9
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                  Nice one Mack!!

                  Just HAD to copy and paste that one onto another forum of mine!!

                  Gotta say as well you have one of the best signatures I've seen in a very long time!!.

                  Love and Happiness
                  Hippie
                  xx
                  "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
                  Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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