So what you need to know is that there are four competing beer breweries in Australia,
One day the four CO's of the local breweries meet for lunch at a local pub to discuss thier trade.
They sit down and after a short while a waitress approaches and asks the men what they would like to drink.
The CO from XXXX naturally asks for a beer from his company,
So does the CO from Carlton United Breweries, and also the one representing Boags and Son,
The fourth man representing VB (victoria bitter) asks for a coke.
Stunned, the others ask him why he has orderd a coke, to which he replies : " Well if you guys aren't going to have beer than neither will i"
-Loss