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So Forrest Gump gets to heaven and St Peter is waiting at the Pearly Gates and says, "Forrest, if you can answer 3 questions, you can get in to heaven."
1st Question: Name two days of the week that begin with T.
Forrest says, "That's easy, Today and Tomorrow.". St Peter says, "That's not exactly what I had in mind, but okay, that works, I'll take it.
2nd Question: How many seconds in a year?
Forrest says, "That's easy, 12! St. Peter raises his holy eyebrow and says, "12! How do you get that?" Forrest replys, "The second of January, the second of February, ....."
St Peter smiles and says, "Okay, I guess I'll give you that one, too".
3rd Question: What is God's first name?
Forrest grins a Gump grin and says, "Shucks, that one is easy, its Andy!". St. Peter turn red and shouts " Andy!, Andy!, how in the name of all that is holy do you think that Andy is God's first name?"
Forrest replies sweetly, "Didn't you ever go to church? We used to sing it a lot in our church in Greenbow, Alabama. Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me....."
So Forrest Gump gets to heaven and St Peter is waiting at the Pearly Gates and says, "Forrest, if you can answer 3 questions, you can get in to heaven."
1st Question: Name two days of the week that begin with T.
Forrest says, "That's easy, Today and Tomorrow.". St Peter says, "That's not exactly what I had in mind, but okay, that works, I'll take it.
2nd Question: How many seconds in a year?
Forrest says, "That's easy, 12! St. Peter raises his holy eyebrow and says, "12! How do you get that?" Forrest replys, "The second of January, the second of February, ....."
St Peter smiles and says, "Okay, I guess I'll give you that one, too".
3rd Question: What is God's first name?
Forrest grins a Gump grin and says, "Shucks, that one is easy, its Andy!". St. Peter turn red and shouts " Andy!, Andy!, how in the name of all that is holy do you think that Andy is God's first name?"
Forrest replies sweetly, "Didn't you ever go to church? We used to sing it a lot in our church in Greenbow, Alabama. Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me....."