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    Oldies are clever

    Sex Therapists!!



    A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The

    doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?



    The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

    The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an

    elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.



    When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing

    wrong with the way you have intercourse. 'He thanks them for coming,

    wishes them good luck, charges them ?50, and says goodbye.



    The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist

    to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but

    agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple make an

    appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then

    leave.



    Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm

    sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

    The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married

    and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we

    can't go to my house. Travelodge charge ?93. The Hilton charges ?139.

    We do it here for ?50, and I get ?43 back from Bupa.'
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    Oldies are clever

    HAhaha. Reminds me of the story of living on a cruise ship instead of a nursing home. Cheaper.
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    Thoughts become things..... choose the good ones. ~TUT

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