Sex Therapists!!
A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The
doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing
wrong with the way you have intercourse. 'He thanks them for coming,
wishes them good luck, charges them ?50, and says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist
to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but
agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple make an
appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then
leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm
sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we
can't go to my house. Travelodge charge ?93. The Hilton charges ?139.
We do it here for ?50, and I get ?43 back from Bupa.'
A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The
doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing
wrong with the way you have intercourse. 'He thanks them for coming,
wishes them good luck, charges them ?50, and says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist
to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but
agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple make an
appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then
leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm
sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we
can't go to my house. Travelodge charge ?93. The Hilton charges ?139.
We do it here for ?50, and I get ?43 back from Bupa.'
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