Funny Prayer/men bashing

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Funny Prayer/men bashing

sunday school

One Sunday mornin this Suster is teaching her sunday school class, and she asks, "which body part do you children think makes it to heaven first?"
Well little Suzy thinks it's probably the hands, because when you pray, you put your hands together & talk to God. So that must be it...
All of a sudden Little Johnny jumps up and says "OH no! That's not it. The other night I walked into my Mom & Dad's room, my Mom's legs were sticking straight up in the air, and she was yelling. "Oh GOD, I'm coming, If my Dad didn't have her pinned down, I'm sure we'd have lost her!"

HeeHee I think that might be a true story!?

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Funny Prayer/men bashing

Brain cells

Once upon a time a female brain cell, by mistake,
ended up in a man's head. She looked around
nervously because it was so empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but there was no answer.

"Is anyone here?" - Still no answer-

Now the female brain cell started to feel really
scared, and she yelled as loud as she could,
"Hello!IS ANYBODY HERE?"

And finally she heard a faint voice from far, far away: "We're down here."...

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Why Men Can Pee Standing Up

God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over. He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them," and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleease!! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place-first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away-laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains," said God.

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Re: Why Men Can Pee Standing Up

:rollin
I almost fell of my chair laughing so hard...I thought this was going to end another way!:lol :lol

(this lack of booze thing is making me wacko I think.. Because I can actually picture my husband and son standing in the sand doing this....):rollin

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Funny Prayer/men bashing

Bump.