Holy Soap
Two priests are off to the showers late one
night. They undress and step into
the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and
goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two
bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to
the showers.
He is halfway down the hall when he sees
three nuns heading his way.
Having no place to hide, he stands against the
wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he
looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on
his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap
dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on
his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once,
then twice and three times but nothing happens. So
she gives several more tugs, then yells...
"Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND LOTION TOO!"
Two priests are off to the showers late one
night. They undress and step into
the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and
goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two
bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to
the showers.
He is halfway down the hall when he sees
three nuns heading his way.
Having no place to hide, he stands against the
wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he
looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on
his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap
dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on
his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once,
then twice and three times but nothing happens. So
she gives several more tugs, then yells...
"Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND LOTION TOO!"