My New Employee

[meditation mama]

My R esimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole person,

Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
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[hart]

My New Employee

We need him in our office, please forward the Resume, mm. :H

[wonderworld]

My New Employee

no problem Beefy, surely I can teach you how to use spell check !!!!

[4theboyz]

My New Employee

Oh no! Now I meh hav to soo yoo four puting my piktur on the intrnet. Im so imbareassed. :upset:

Beef

[hippie37]

My New Employee

More Brain Stuff . . From Cambridge University .

O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rgh it pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!.

[greeneyes]

My New Employee

Dammit! I just hired a woman.

[Released]

My New Employee

Maybe he could help me with housework, no need to spell! Yummy!

[Noelle]

My New Employee

Bryan, please come back home.......all is forgiven.

[betty boop]

My New Employee

I'll hire him, he wouldn't need to spell for what my job description would say!!!!!

[livingfree]

My New Employee

Left Overs?

Oh how oh how oh how did I miss this - Is he back in circulation yet?

[Masquerade]

My New Employee

He's a cutie, alright ...

But give me a man with a bit of fur on the playground!! Why do these guys shave their chests and abs?

- Masq

[meditation mama]

My New Employee

Masquerade;282925 wrote: But give me a man with a bit of fur on the playground!! Why do these guys shave their chests and abs?

LOL! I'm with you on that one, Masq... NO BACK HAIR, though!