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    Letter Home from Boot Camp

    LETTER FROM A FARM KID, NOW A SAN DIEGO MARINE CORPS RECRUIT

    Dear Ma and Pa,


    I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

    I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.

    Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc. but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you til noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

    We go on "route marches", which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "rot march"
    is bout as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice but awful flat.

    The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot.
    The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride aroun and frown. They don't bother you none.

    This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why.
    The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Haggett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

    Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have have to be careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in SilerLake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry.

    Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

    Your loving daughter,


    LORRAINE
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    "Your loving daughter LORRAINE!!!" absolutely hilarious!!

    reminds me of The Beverly Hillbillies!!
    "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
    Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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      #3
      Letter Home from Boot Camp

      Very funny!!
      AF April 9, 2016

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        hippie37;281909 wrote: "Your loving daughter LORRAINE!!!" absolutely hilarious!!

        reminds me of The Beverly Hillbillies!!
        Hippie, I had forgotten all about the Beverly Hillbillies ......

        I'm searching ebay ..........:H
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          #5
          Letter Home from Boot Camp

          Thanks that was really funny...LMAO
          *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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            #6
            Letter Home from Boot Camp

            they say iron men and wooden ships or wooden men and iron ships... but they don't count in a woman!!!
            The more we appreciate life, the more life appreciates and bestows us with more goodness.

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