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    Theft problem IMPOTANT MESSAGE!

    :H Theft Problem IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

    You've heard about people who have been abducted and had
    their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

    My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years
    ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's
    thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the
    texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and
    what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking
    for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned
    myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the
    thieves struck again.

    My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took
    pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had
    stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at
    least three inches lower than my original! I realized
    I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long
    skirts.

    Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair
    and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing
    to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was
    really getting scary - my body was being replaced one
    section at a time. What could they do to me
    next?

    When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I
    decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up
    and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are
    using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and
    me! The next time someone you know has something
    'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

    THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

    WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

    P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed
    and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was
    relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my
    armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my

    waistband



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    You can't turn a pickle into a cucumber

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    Theft problem IMPOTANT MESSAGE!

    LMAO!!
    Thanks for the laugh....uhhh, I mean "wake up call"!
    AF 6 years
    NF 7 years

    A journey of a thousand miles begins with one single step

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      #3
      Theft problem IMPOTANT MESSAGE!

      Here I thought you were gonna talk about Impotance....LOL :H

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        #4
        Theft problem IMPOTANT MESSAGE!

        hart I guess you got a double laugh
        You can't turn a pickle into a cucumber

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          #5
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          Trixie, that explains everything...........LOL.
          *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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            #6
            Theft problem IMPOTANT MESSAGE!

            I had to copy that and send it around to my friends......that's funny!
            Noelle sez "Do want you like, like what you do. Life is Good."

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              #7
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              :H :H :H :H

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                #8
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                That was soooo hilarious!

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                  #9
                  Theft problem IMPOTANT MESSAGE!

                  Trixie,

                  Very funny. :H

                  At least I am comforted by the realization that my body parts have made some very unattractive women look good!!

                  Because the ones the doctors put back on me are horrible!! :shocked:

                  Cindi
                  AF April 9, 2016

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                    #10
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                    Loved it!

                    Trixie -

                    Yup, turned 50 nd they keep creeping in my door at night..

                    Erin

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                      #11
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                      I know I am still laughing..............
                      You can't turn a pickle into a cucumber

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                        #12
                        Theft problem IMPOTANT MESSAGE!

                        too funny

                        Thanks Trixie...that was so funny. I'm sending this one to all my friends at work they will get a good laugh.
                        :l

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                          Theft problem IMPOTANT MESSAGE!

                          Now I feel even better about that personal trainer and the chunk it's taking out of my retirement contribution!
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                          Thoughts become things..... choose the good ones. ~TUT

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