on saint patricks day.an irishman who had a little to
much to drink was driving home from the city and his car
was weaving violently all over the road.a cop pull him over.
"so."said the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"why, ive been to the pud of course," slurs the drunk.
"well,"say the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few
to drink this evening,"
"i did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
'did you know,"say the cop,standing striaght and
folding his arms across his chest, "that a few
i ntersections back,your wife fell out of your car?"
"oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "for a minute
there,t thought i'd gone deaf
well hope you all like it. have a great day now
much to drink was driving home from the city and his car
was weaving violently all over the road.a cop pull him over.
"so."said the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"why, ive been to the pud of course," slurs the drunk.
"well,"say the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few
to drink this evening,"
"i did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
'did you know,"say the cop,standing striaght and
folding his arms across his chest, "that a few
i ntersections back,your wife fell out of your car?"
"oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "for a minute
there,t thought i'd gone deaf
well hope you all like it. have a great day now
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