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    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.

    So I ran over and said, ?Stop! Don?t do it!?

    ?Why shouldn?t I?? he said.

    I said, ?Well, there?s so much to live for!?

    He said, ?Like what??

    I said, ?Well, are you religious or atheist??

    He said, ?Religious.?

    I said, ?Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist??

    He said, ?Christian.?

    I said, ?Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant??

    He said, ?Protestant.?

    I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist?

    He said, ?Baptist!?

    I said, ?Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?

    He said, Baptist Church of God!?

    I said, ?Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God??

    He said, ?Reformed Baptist Church of God!?

    I said, ?Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915??

    He said, ?Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!?

    I said, ?Die, heretic scum!? and pushed him off.
    "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
    Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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    love it!!

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      Hippie.....you are so funny
      Forever loved, forever missed Papa Bear

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        Hippie
        This is very funny. LOL

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