So I ran over and said, ?Stop! Don?t do it!?
?Why shouldn?t I?? he said.
I said, ?Well, there?s so much to live for!?
He said, ?Like what??
I said, ?Well, are you religious or atheist??
He said, ?Religious.?
I said, ?Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist??
He said, ?Christian.?
I said, ?Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant??
He said, ?Protestant.?
I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist?
He said, ?Baptist!?
I said, ?Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?
He said, Baptist Church of God!?
I said, ?Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God??
He said, ?Reformed Baptist Church of God!?
I said, ?Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915??
He said, ?Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!?
I said, ?Die, heretic scum!? and pushed him off.
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