Religious suicide

[hippie37]

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.

So I ran over and said, ?Stop! Don?t do it!?

?Why shouldn?t I?? he said.

I said, ?Well, there?s so much to live for!?

He said, ?Like what??

I said, ?Well, are you religious or atheist??

He said, ?Religious.?

I said, ?Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist??

He said, ?Christian.?

I said, ?Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant??

He said, ?Protestant.?

I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist?

He said, ?Baptist!?

I said, ?Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?

He said, Baptist Church of God!?

I said, ?Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God??

He said, ?Reformed Baptist Church of God!?

I said, ?Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915??

He said, ?Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!?

I said, ?Die, heretic scum!? and pushed him off.

[Lila]

Religious suicide

love it!!

[brittzak]

Religious suicide

Hippie.....you are so funny

[time2change]

Religious suicide

Hippie
This is very funny. LOL