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    A Completed Accident Report


    Dear Sir:

    I am writing in response to your request for additional information. On the reporting form, I put ?trying to do the job alone? as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient.

    I am a bricklayer by trade. On the date of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of brick left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley which fortunately was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor.

    Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out, and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of brick. You will note in block number 11 of the accident form that I weigh 135 pounds.

    Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate up the side of the building.

    In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming down. This explains the fractured skull and broken collarbone.

    Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley.

    Fortunately, by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope in spite of my pain.

    At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel now weighed approximately 50 pounds.

    I refer you again to my weight in block number 11. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building.

    Again, in the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles and the lacerations of my legs and lower body.

    The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lesson my injuries when I fell onto the pile of bricks, and fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked.

    I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the bricks?in pain, unable to stand, and watching the empty barrel six stories above me?I again lost my presence of mind and I let go of the rope. The empty barrel weighed more than the rope, so it came back down on me and broke both of my legs.

    I hope I have furnished the information you require as how the accident occurred.
    AF 6 years
    NF 7 years

    A journey of a thousand miles begins with one single step

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    Makes my worst day at work seem pretty good! :H

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      Reminds me of a John Hughes comedy film like Home Alone or Baby's Day Out or something similar. Complete slapstick comedy!! Had me laughing anyway!!!

      [ame= ]YouTube - 2 VERY FUNNY Scenes From "Baby's Day Out!"[/ame]

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      "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
      Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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        hippie37;298065 wrote: Reminds me of a John Hughes comedy film like Home Alone or Baby's Day Out or something similar.
        OMG!! LOL...I just watched that video...never saw that before... it had me ROFLMAO!


        Here's an old classic, still makes me laugh!



        The Cat Came Back

        [ame= ]Click Here[/ame]
        AF 6 years
        NF 7 years

        A journey of a thousand miles begins with one single step

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          Wow!!

          I remember seeing this years ago when an animation special showed a few of The National Film board of Canada's short animations. Some were a lot more hardcore than this!!!.....Was good to watch again though as I'd forgotten all about it. Hilarious ending as well which had me in pleats. I've added it to my 'funnies' play list on youtube so thanks for posting FA!!

          Love and Happiness
          Hippie
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          "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
          Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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            hippie37;298301 wrote:
            I remember seeing this years ago when an animation special showed a few of The National Film board of Canada's short animations.
            Ahhhh yes... the good ol' days... I remember we used to get to see a lot of the Film Board clips on CBC instead of commercials.... and yeah, this one is pretty tame
            You know what my favourite part of the clip is?? The part where the rat blows out the match...that kills me every time!! LOL

            Hey, you notice anything different with what I'm wearing today???
            AF 6 years
            NF 7 years

            A journey of a thousand miles begins with one single step

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