There was this guy who really takes care of his body.
He lifts weights and jogs six miles every day.
One morning he looks in the mirror and admires his body,
And noticed he was suntanned all over with the one exception for his penis, which he readily decides to do something about.
He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand. Except for his penis, which he leaves sticking out.
Two little old ladies were out strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, one begins to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other little old lady. She says, ?There really is no justice in this world?. The
other little old lady says, ?What do you mean by that??
The first little old lady says, ?Look at that?!
When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
And Now That I Am 80,
The Damn Things Are Growing Wild, And I?m Too Old To Squat. . . .
He lifts weights and jogs six miles every day.
One morning he looks in the mirror and admires his body,
And noticed he was suntanned all over with the one exception for his penis, which he readily decides to do something about.
He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand. Except for his penis, which he leaves sticking out.
Two little old ladies were out strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, one begins to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other little old lady. She says, ?There really is no justice in this world?. The
other little old lady says, ?What do you mean by that??
The first little old lady says, ?Look at that?!
When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
And Now That I Am 80,
The Damn Things Are Growing Wild, And I?m Too Old To Squat. . . .
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