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    Fridays

    FRIDAYS



    A husband and wife went in for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

    When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,

    painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15

    years they had been married.



    She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,

    loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of

    unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.





    Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of

    time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the

    wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.



    The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The

    therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife

    needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"



    The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. "Well, I can drop her

    off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I GOLF."
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    Fridays

    LMAO.... good one... read it to a friend on the phone.... he laughed his ass off...
    P.S. You can't love if you don't love yourself... :heart:

    As you wander through life, sister/brother, whatever be your goal, keep your eye upon the donut, and not upon the hole.
    - Sign in the Mayflower Coffee Shop, Chicago

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