Bob decided he should go to the drugstore. He told the pharmacist that he had never had sex before and was in need of some information. The pharmacist told him everything that could happen with unprotected sex. Bob thanked him and purchased some condoms.
When Bob arrived at Sally's for dinner, he was surprized to see her parents seated at the table. Before they began their meal, Bob asked if he could pray? He nodded his head and began to pray in silence.
One minute passed, two minutes passed. After five minutes, Sally finally leaned over and whispered in Bob's ear "I had no idea you were so religous", and Bob whispered in her ear "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist".