Breakfast at the White House!

[lorisunshine]

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he
replies, 'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.'


'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?'

George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink
and slight grin, 'How about a quickie this morning?'

''Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims. 'How rude! You're
starting to act like President Clinton,' and then she storms away.


Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers.........'It's pronounced
'quiche.'

[magic]

Breakfast at the White House!

Well, Miss Lori....you're BAD! :wd:

m. xx

[southernbelle47]

Breakfast at the White House!

How funny!!

[IAD]

Breakfast at the White House!

This reminds me of a story I had when I was in Boot Camp ( FT, Gordon , GA ) They had WAC Barricks at that time, and came across a young lady one evening and began to talk to her. She told me that she had Breakfast with the Capt. & Lunch with the Mag., I then replied, that's nothing.....I had dinner with the Col., Col Sanders, Kentucky Fried Chicken !!! LOL IAD !