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    Monica

    After a relaxing bath...

    Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her.



    In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.
    'God... If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She prayed.


    And just like that... her ears fell off.




    The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:
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    Monica

    ROFL ......... Judie that is sooooo funny ..........:H:H:H:H
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      #3
      Monica

      Your joke reminded me of this I saw on youtube today Jude


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      ]YouTube - Semen Detector[/ame]

      Love and Happiness
      Hippie
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      "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
      Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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        #4
        Monica

        Hippie made me spit on my keyboard! :H
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        Thoughts become things..... choose the good ones. ~TUT

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          #5
          Monica

          what..I don't get it...someone explain
          Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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            #6
            Monica

            LMAO !!!!!

            ~ I hear a whinny on the wind~

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              #7
              Monica

              too funny! Loved em both!
              BHOG
              War isn't working. Let's try Peace!

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