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    A Rare Medical Condition

    A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

    The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

    Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

    Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"

    "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

    The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

    The woman nodded, "Pepper."
    AF 6 years
    NF 7 years

    A journey of a thousand miles begins with one single step

    #2
    A Rare Medical Condition

    I like your end statement 8 mo sober 20 mo w/o smoking... et al
    good for you....
    funny story...
    Sunny Out Looks are Contagious!

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      #3
      A Rare Medical Condition

      If I were I woman with that condition I 'd be snorting fat lines of pepper consistently day and night!lol

      As I'm not......... I'll just crawl back under my rock with just a tissue!!lol
      "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
      Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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        #4
        A Rare Medical Condition

        hippie37;314011 wrote:

        As I'm not......... I'll just crawl back under my rock with just a tissue!!lol
        TMI ........... LOL :H:H:H
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          #5
          A Rare Medical Condition

          I wish I had that condition. What do you think would happen with years of pepper abuse?
          Goal 1: Today
          Goal 2: Tomorrow

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            #6
            A Rare Medical Condition

            I don't think you'd have the energy to care would you luk!!!
            "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
            Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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              #7
              A Rare Medical Condition

              Hippie your avatar is freaky!!!!
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                #8
                A Rare Medical Condition

                I'd better be careful. I love pepper. That could be embarrassing as a guy.:H:H:H

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                  #9
                  A Rare Medical Condition

                  I knew a woman who, as a symptom of her MS, had spontaneous orgasms when she walked anywhere. When she told me she said, "And you wondered why I'm always smiling!!!"

                  (off to spend some time with my pepper grinder now...)
                  FINALLY -- I'm a non-drinker!!

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                    #10
                    A Rare Medical Condition

                    oops. double post
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                    Thoughts become things..... choose the good ones. ~TUT

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                      #11
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                      ROFLMArseO!!! RJ did say to exercise! Doesn't shuddering violently count?
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                      Thoughts become things..... choose the good ones. ~TUT

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                        #12
                        A Rare Medical Condition

                        Haaa !!! Haaaaa !!!

                        ~ I hear a whinny on the wind~

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