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    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
    > > stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights
    > > go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
    > > passenger."
    > >
    > > The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
    > > said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
    > >
    > > "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" and
    > > he smiles.
    > >
    > > '"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
    > > you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
    > > stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
    > > turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
    > > Why do you suppose that is?"
    > >
    > > The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
    > > thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
    > >
    > > To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
    > > discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
    > >
    Goal 1: Today
    Goal 2: Tomorrow

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    Smart Girl

    Good shit!

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