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    Women Smokers!! (not for the easily offended)

    WOMEN FIND IT HARDER TO QUIT SMOKING DURING PERIODS, SAYS INSENSITIVE PRICK!!


    "I am fine!"


    WOMEN stand a greater chance of giving up smoking if they quit before their period starts, according to some ignorant bastard who can just fuck off and die.

    Researchers said differing levels of female sex hormones were to blame, and not some man who seems to find it impossible to just carry a fucking plate through to the kitchen.

    The link between different stages of the menstrual cycle and mood are well established, and there is even some evidence that women smokers tend to smoke more at some points, particularly when watching Grey's Anatomy - have you got a problem with that, you fucking mummy's boy?

    The researchers from the University of Minnesota looked at a total of 200 women, who were asked to give up smoking at different stages of their cycle, as if you would even know what that is, you dick with arms.

    After 30 days, 86% who gave up during the early phase had smoked at least one cigarette, compared to 66% who started later and who are just soooo perfect, so why don't you go and have sex with them, you unbearable tit?

    "More research is needed to understand these biological mechanisms," they wrote, like the colossal arseholes they are.

    "Our findings support an important role for ovarian hormones in nicotine addiction and smoking cessation," added some speccy bastard who fails to understand my needs and makes me feel like a big, fat cow.

    A spokeswoman for the Department of Health said: "You should try and quit regardless of your time of the month and whether or not your partner is behaving like a complete fucking wanker."
    "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
    Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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    Women Smokers!! (not for the easily offended)

    HA!!!

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      #3
      Women Smokers!! (not for the easily offended)

      This is F'ing perfect !

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        #4
        Women Smokers!! (not for the easily offended)

        Oh yes ....sounds about right !! LOL
        ?We are one another's angels?
        Sober since 29/04/2007

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          Women Smokers!! (not for the easily offended)

          How true!!
          "The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it"

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            #6
            Women Smokers!! (not for the easily offended)

            Thanks for taking the time to understand us ............
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