Christian One Liners
Don't let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket
case .
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until
you try to sit in their pews .
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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers .
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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live
one .
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The good Lord didn't create any thing
without purpose, but mosquitoes come close .
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When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives
there .
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People are funny; they want the front of the
bus, middle of the road, and back of the church .
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the
front door forever .
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Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you
couldn't belong .
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If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to
pray for the one it has.
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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is
dead . So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set
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Peace starts with a smile
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I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one
you stay home from?
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A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises' are just sitting on the premises.
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We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges
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Be ye fishers of men pan>. You catch 'em -
He'll clean 'em
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period
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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams
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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called
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God grades on the cross, not the curve
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage .
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He who angers you, controls you
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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats
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Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty
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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us .
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The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you
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We don't change the message, the message changes us .
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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to
discourage him
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given
Don't let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket
case .
*
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until
you try to sit in their pews .
*
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers .
*
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live
one .
*
The good Lord didn't create any thing
without purpose, but mosquitoes come close .
*
When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives
there .
*
People are funny; they want the front of the
bus, middle of the road, and back of the church .
*
;">
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the
front door forever .
*
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you
couldn't belong .
*
If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to
pray for the one it has.
*
God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is
dead . So why should you?
a;">*
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set
*
Peace starts with a smile
*
I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one
you stay home from?
*
A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises' are just sitting on the premises.
*
We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges
*
Be ye fishers of men pan>. You catch 'em -
He'll clean 'em
*
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous
*
Don't put a question mark where God put a period
*
Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
*
Forbidden fruits create many jams
*
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called
*
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God grades on the cross, not the curve
*
God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage .
*
He who angers you, controls you
*
If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats
*
Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty
*
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us .
*
The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you
*
We don't change the message, the message changes us .
*
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to
discourage him
*
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given