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    What a dog

    I hope this isn't a repeat, I haven't been keeping up with this thread, but I thought this was funny.

    A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the
    yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls
    the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes

    The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
    baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

    What are you going to do,' the homeowner asks?

    'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then, I'm going to go up
    there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear
    falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The
    bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back
    of the van.' He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

    What's the shotgun for?' asks the homeowner.

    'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.'
    What St. Frances of Assisi said of himself is true for me.
    ?If God can work through me He can work through anybody.?

    #2
    What a dog

    ROFLMArseO!!
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    Thoughts become things..... choose the good ones. ~TUT

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      #3
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      LMAO !!!! I'm actually recited it to hubby who is in the tub and he is still ROARING !!!!

      ~ I hear a whinny on the wind~

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        #4
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        LOL....you can say that again, what a dog!:H
        very funny..just love it.

        Love
        Teardrop.x
        family is everything to me

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          #5
          What a dog

          :H:H:H:H

          Cindi
          AF April 9, 2016

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            #6
            What a dog

            OMG.........that is so funny.........looks like a win/win situation.....hahaha
            *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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              #7
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              The furture lies before you like newly fallen snow - be careful how you tread it, for every step will show.

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                #8
                What a dog

                Damn he was funny.

                Dx
                * * I love Determinator * *

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                  #9
                  What a dog

                  Indeed he was...
                  Tiny

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                    #10
                    What a dog

                    He will be missed for sure. :upset:
                    If you do not live the life you believe, you will believe the life you live.

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                      #11
                      What a dog

                      Life is so sad ...........:upset:
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                        #12
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                        Sad

                        Bear was my dad. I miss him so much he loved you guys. He told me many story's. This group was a big part of his recovery. Thanks for all the big hearts :h
                        "'And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of GOD.' Romans 12:2"

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                          #13
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                          BearJr

                          Lovely to see you here. Thank you.

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                            #14
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                            BearJr, It is such an honor to have you here. We loved your dad so much. Thank you for posting.
                            I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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                              #15
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                              Hello BeaJr,

                              I really enjoyed bumping into your dad in this section, he had a great sense of humor!

                              Peace
                              Is Addiction Really a Disease?
                              Watch this and find out....
                              http://youtu.be/ekDFv7TTZ4I

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