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    The Cannibal

    The Cannibal


    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

    Tourist: $5.00
    Broiled Missionary: $10.00
    Fried Explorer: $15.00
    Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?'

    The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning.'
    :lilheart: "Love is large, love defies limits. People talk about the sanctity of love...love is by definition sacred. Not some love between some people but all love between all people"
    ~Jennifer Beals~:huggy
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