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    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background

    Checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two

    men and a woman.



    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal

    door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your

    instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you

    will find your wife sitting in a chair . Kill her!!' The man said,

    'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said,

    'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go

    home.'



    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and

    went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out

    with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent

    said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'



    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,

    to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots

    were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging

    on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened

    slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

    'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with

    the chair.'
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    #2
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    And thats why guy's .......... we dont let our ladies play with gun's ......... you listening Boops ........ x

    W xx

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      #3
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      Good one !
      My wife would of done the same Ha! That's why I don't have any weapons in the house........Thank god for U-STORE-IT ! Ha ! LOL! IAD.
      ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
      those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
      Dr. Seuss

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        #4
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        wimpey;328645 wrote: And thats why guy's .......... we dont let our ladies play with gun's ......... you listening Boops ........ x

        W xx




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          #5
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          HA!

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            #6
            FBI Job Opening

            Cute.
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