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    MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe
    said beat 12 eggs separately.
    The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

    TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper.The recipe said serve without
    dressing. So I didn't dress.
    What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.

    WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before
    steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I
    can't say it improved the rice any.

    THURSDAY: Today, Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said
    prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.Tom
    asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

    FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies.It said put the ingredients in a
    bowl and beat it.
    There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back,
    everything was the same as when I left.

    SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked
    me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).
    For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

    SUNDAY: Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had
    was hamburger.
    Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set
    the controls for roast.
    It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

    GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for
    tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom
    into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate
    moose.

    #2
    Blond cook

    LMBAO :H
    Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
    - George Jackson

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      #3
      Blond cook

      Brilliant ............
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