A man walks into a bar in New York and places his case on the counter. He reaches into the case - takes out a small man about 1 foot tall and stands him on the counter. Then he takes out a small piano and a stool.
The little man sits on the stool and starts to play beautiful music on the piano.
The barman sees all this and says to the customer "That's amazing - where did you get that from?"
"My Genie gave it to me" replied the customer as he took out a brass lamp and rubbed it.
A Genie appeared and said to the barman "I will grant you one wish and one wish only".
"Great" said the barman. "I wish I had a million bucks".
The door opens and "Quack - quack" a duck walks in followed by another and another until there were a million ducks filling the bar.
"Hey" says the barman. "Is your Genie deaf? I wished for a million bucks - not a million ducks".
The customer replies "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
Boom Boom!!
Love and Happiness
Hippie
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The little man sits on the stool and starts to play beautiful music on the piano.
The barman sees all this and says to the customer "That's amazing - where did you get that from?"
"My Genie gave it to me" replied the customer as he took out a brass lamp and rubbed it.
A Genie appeared and said to the barman "I will grant you one wish and one wish only".
"Great" said the barman. "I wish I had a million bucks".
The door opens and "Quack - quack" a duck walks in followed by another and another until there were a million ducks filling the bar.
"Hey" says the barman. "Is your Genie deaf? I wished for a million bucks - not a million ducks".
The customer replies "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
Boom Boom!!
Love and Happiness
Hippie
xx
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