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    I don't get it??

    My wife has her own e-mail account and one of her friends keeps sending stuff like this over to our old one, is this supposed to be funny??

    And they say blondes are dumb...
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    A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
    "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
    The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

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    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of
    the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed
    the lawn like this?"
    "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
    A: A rumor

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    Dear Lord,
    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience
    for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to
    death.
    AMEN

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    Q: Why do little boys whine?
    A: They are practicing to be men.
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    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
    calling your name?
    A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
    Is Addiction Really a Disease?
    Watch this and find out....
    http://youtu.be/ekDFv7TTZ4I

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    I don't get it??

    Love them LOL ..........
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      #3
      I don't get it??

      I think they are hysterical!
      Alcohol is simply the device between success and failure.

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        #4
        I don't get it??

        FUNNY!
        Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
        - George Jackson

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