Airport bar......

[Evie.Lou]

a women walks into a airport bar and sits down next to a man.She says(I hear that you are a pilot)He answers YES.She asks(what is that like)?He replies(same thing every day,Wake up in some distant hotel,put on my uniform,drive to the airport,fly to another city,go to bed,wake up the next mornong and do the same thing again) . She says OH,i am a lesbian.He asks(what is that like)?She answers(get up in the morning and think about having sex with a women,go for a walk and think about having sex with a women,watch TV and think about having sex with a women,get up the next morning and do the same thing again).Just then another man walks in and sits down.He says(so I hear that you are a pilot).The pilot replies(I always thought that I was,but I just found out that I am a lesbian).......Hope that gave you a giggle(trust me,I am not against gay people...it is just a silly joke).....Evie