A young devout Baptist couple meet with their pastor at the church to consult about their upcoming wedding. They have a question or two they need to ask him.
"Pastor, my fiancee and I really want to dance at our celebrations," says the young man. "can we do that?"
"Absolutely not," replies the pastor, "Dancing is the devil's work."
"Ok," says the young woman, who looks worried. After a pause, she asks timidly, "What about sex? Can we have sex on our wedding night?"
"Absolutely," says the pastor. "Genesis 1:28 commands you to be fruitful and multiply."
"Uh, how about the woman on top?" asks the man.
"That's fine," says the pastor. "As long as you are fruitful and multiply."
"On the kitchen table?"
"That doesn't change anything. Go right ahead."
"How about standing up?"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" yells the pastor.
"Really? Why not?"
"That could lead to dancing!"
"Pastor, my fiancee and I really want to dance at our celebrations," says the young man. "can we do that?"
"Absolutely not," replies the pastor, "Dancing is the devil's work."
"Ok," says the young woman, who looks worried. After a pause, she asks timidly, "What about sex? Can we have sex on our wedding night?"
"Absolutely," says the pastor. "Genesis 1:28 commands you to be fruitful and multiply."
"Uh, how about the woman on top?" asks the man.
"That's fine," says the pastor. "As long as you are fruitful and multiply."
"On the kitchen table?"
"That doesn't change anything. Go right ahead."
"How about standing up?"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" yells the pastor.
"Really? Why not?"
"That could lead to dancing!"
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