"See here old fellow," said Jesus kindly. "this is heaven. The sun is shining, you've got all you could want to eat, all the instruments you might want to play -- you're supposed to be blissfully happy! What's wrong?"
"Well," said the old man, "you see, I was a carpenter on earth, and lost my dearly beloved son at an early age. And here in heaven I was hoping more than anything to find him."
Tears sprang to Jesus's eyes. "Father!" he cried.
The old man jumped to his feet, bursting into tears, and shouted, "Pinocchio!"
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