Breedem Tough here in Australia

[Captnjack]

Check this out:H
Rum the remedy for snake bite on penis | NEWS.com.au

[dexterhead]

Breedem Tough here in Australia

:HOh my GOD. That is YOU isn't it Cap:H:H.

"He got me halfway down ..."

"I nearly carked it.." Holy balls! I am going to make a full-time study of Aussie slang. This starts NOW!!!!!

[Captnjack]

Breedem Tough here in Australia

HAAAAAA

Yea right dex thats me:H ?He (the snake) saw the competition and got scared?," :H. stone the flamin crows

[Captnjack]

Breedem Tough here in Australia

By the way the brown snake is the 2nd deadliest to the tiapan here in OZ Mr zutt is one lucky bloke!!!

[Captnjack]

Breedem Tough here in Australia

Betcha this guy now believes in God
LOL
Cap ps: Catholic up bringing which gave me many reasons to doubt gods presence but I have a personal one now and still believe that he/she loves a good laugh

[hippie37]

Breedem Tough here in Australia

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

This was the final question in a thread I started a long time ago that I may revive for those that didn't see it first time around. Anyway my answer to this final question was somewhat crude in describing the act of cunninglingus!!! I think the point I was trying to make was the same as you Captn. A humerous female(?) god!!

Love and Happiness
Hippie
xx

[time2change]

Breedem Tough here in Australia

Captnjack
As usual thanks for the laughs.

[Cinders]

Breedem Tough here in Australia

Cap,

OMG. I am sure that was an unpleasant experience for the poor guy.

Funny story, though, since things turned out okay.

Love,
Cindi

[gelgit]

Breedem Tough here in Australia

Wait a minute, how could Mr. Zutt possibly survive a deadly snake bite to a body part that is known for moving a lot of blood around? Is he circumcised? Maybe it just nipped the foreskin:H:H
Things do happen in the woods.. .my grandson is recovering from poison oak on the peepee. We washed his hands and face but forgot about what else his hands might have touched.:H:H
Or there was the time my friend, also a CaptnJ, while leaning well over the side, to get a stream clear of the wind, saw a great white swim by almost rubbing the side of the boat.
I'll just stay in the woods and pee indoors! g