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    OK, one last try to make someone laugh...

    It was Autumn, and the Indians (PC: Native Americans) on the reservation asked their new chief if it was going to be a cold winter. Raised in the ways of the modern world, the chief had no idea about the old secrets, and didn't have a clue about whether the winter would be frigid or mild.

    To be on the safe side, the chief advised the tribe to collect wood and prepare for a cold winter.

    As an afterthought, the chief had an idea-- he called the national weather service and asked if they were forecasting a cold winter. The meteorologist replied that indeed they thought that it would be a cold winter. The chief then advised the tribe to stock some more wood.

    A couple weeks later the chief checked in again with the weather service. "Does it still look like a cold winter?" asked the chief.

    "Sure does," replied the meteoroligist. "It looks like a very cold winter coming."

    The chief then advised the tribe to gather up even more wood-- as much as they could.

    A couple weeks later, the chief called the weather service again and asked how the winter looked at this point.

    The meteoroligist replied: "We're now forecasting that it will be one of the coldest winters on record!"

    "Really!," said the chief. "How can you be so sure?"

    The meteorologist replied: "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"
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    OK, one last try to make someone laugh...

    :H:H
    AF April 9, 2016

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      #3
      OK, one last try to make someone laugh...

      very good thankx
      :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
      best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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        #4
        OK, one last try to make someone laugh...

        Humour and remorse are good companions.

        Great joke.

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          #5
          OK, one last try to make someone laugh...

          :H:goodjob::H

          Thanks! Great!

          Love FMS
          :heart: c: :heart:
          "Be patient and gentle with yourself - the magic is in you."

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            #6
            OK, one last try to make someone laugh...

            this is sooo great b/c my 6 yo is so into weather & the weather channel lately. Good one!
            :flower: Change a life; make someone feel important. ................. ........................ ..................... ........................ ................. ....... sigpic

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