?Mummy, what has happened to your boobs?? Well, they have seen some action in their time, but they are not that bad! ?What do you mean?? I ask. ?Well, they used to be big and uppy, now they are just downer.? I try to explain that I have recently lost weight and that everything is smaller, tummy, legs etc.
She starts to loose interest in the conversation and returns to her game, stating ?I think you need to go and see the doctor.? ?And why is that?? I ask. ?He'll give you a new pair.?
Hmmm, thanks love! Moral of the story ? if you are needing an ego boost, do not talk to a 5 year old!
Take care
xxx
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