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    They Walk Among Us

    THEY WALK AMONG US
    I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

    This happened in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane.They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

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    I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free', she said, 'so I guess they're both free.' She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

    They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

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    One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one
    Of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said, 'Where?'

    They Walk Among Us!

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    While loo! king at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking hi m up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with that stuff.'

    They Walk Among Us!!

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    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'

    They Walk Among Us!

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    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

    They Walk Among Us!

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    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multi p lied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

    They Walk Among Us!

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    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?'

    They Walk Among Us!

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    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'
    Yep, They Walk Among Us!

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    They walk among us, AND they reproduce, and, worst of all,


    They VOTE
    :flower: Change a life; make someone feel important. ................. ........................ ..................... ........................ ................. ....... sigpic

    #2
    They Walk Among Us

    LMAO!!!!
    I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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      #3
      They Walk Among Us

      I'm blonde, so some of these took me awhile before I started laughing!!

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        #4
        They Walk Among Us

        Ha ha, I once knew someone who was convinced that bananas actually grew straight and people were employed to bend them!
        Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The Message

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          #5
          They Walk Among Us

          Hmmm, wonder if Joe (hubby) could bend bananas

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            #6
            They Walk Among Us

            ROFLMFAO .....xx
            ?We are one another's angels?
            Sober since 29/04/2007

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              #7
              They Walk Among Us

              Very funny, but also very sad and scary.

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                #8
                They Walk Among Us

                yap, sort of funny and unfortunately, I have met some of them............
                *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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                  #9
                  They Walk Among Us

                  YEP, YOUR RIGHT....USE TO SEE THEM AT WORK ALL THE TIME ! IAD.
                  ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
                  those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
                  Dr. Seuss

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