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TO DRUNK TO DRIVE
Oh man, thought this was a serious question... then realised it was a joke!!! Duh! Not gonna tell you what I put in response first!!!Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The Message
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TO DRUNK TO DRIVE
An inebriated driver was pulled over by the police. when the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. "YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the officer.
"thank God for that," said the drunk, "i thought the steering had gone!"
A man is pulled over by a policeman on a highway in Arizona. The cop gets out of his vehicle and walks up to the driver's car.
As the policeman approaches, the driver rolls his window down and gives the cop an angry look.
To the driver's surprise the policeman smiles and says, "Congratulations!" You've just won five thousand dollars in our Statewide Safety Competition, for being the 50th person seen wearing a seat belt this week! So, what are you going to do with the money?" asked the cop excitedly!
"Well, I think I'm gonna buy a license plate," said the driver.
"Oh, don't listen to him! He's such a jerk when he's been drinking!" exclaimed a woman in the passenger seat.
The noise awakens a fellow sleeping in the back seat, and when he saw the policeman, he yells, "I told ya'll not to steal this car!"
Just then, a knock is heard from the trunk and a muffled voice yells, "Senores, are we across the border yet?"
He didn't get the money.........."Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
Clean and sober 25th January 2009
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