JUST FOR LAUGHS....

[IAD]

JUST FOR LAUGHS....

OK, I DESAGRADED ENOUGH OF THE GOOD DR.'S BOOKS...HA!

[hippie37]

JUST FOR LAUGHS....

If Dr. Seuss Was A Woman




I'm glad I'm a woman-Yes I am, yes I am.

I don't live on Budweiser, Beer nuts and Spam.



I don't brag to my buddies about my erections:

I won't drive to Hell before asking directions.



I act nice at parties; don't act like a clown;

And I know how to put the damn toilet seat down.



I won't grab your boobies; I won't pinch your butt.

My belt is not hidden beneath my beer gut.



I don't go around readjusting my crotch;

or make sure my headboard bears each hard-earned notch.


I don't belch in public; don't scratch my behind.

and thrilled I'm not covered in shag carpeting.



Hair won't grow from my ears, or cover my back.

And when I bend down You can't see my crack.



I'm a woman, alas-and I'm proud, don't you see?

I'm blessed to have two boobs and squat when I pee.



I don't live for golf, or shoot basketball.

I don't swagger and spit like a neanderthal.



I don't need male-bonding; I don't cruise for chicks,

I'll never join the "Hair Club," or think with my dick.



I'm a woman, by chance and thankful I am!

I'm so glad I'm a woman, Not a man, yes I am!

I was searching for some useless graphics when I came across this. Obviously I'm not a woman but it reminded me of this thread IAD!!! Wot with recent Seuss pics.!!

[hippie37]

JUST FOR LAUGHS....

[tlrgs]

JUST FOR LAUGHS....

love it hippie great job buddy

[tlrgs]

JUST FOR LAUGHS....

[IAD]

JUST FOR LAUGHS....

Good one tirgs! Ha1

[IAD]

JUST FOR LAUGHS....

IAD.

[Ripple]

JUST FOR LAUGHS....

LOOK what i found...http://www.redneck.org/pix/eyeball.jpg :H