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    1. What is the thinnest book in the world?

    What Men Know About Women.

    2. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    One . . . . . men will screw anything.

    3. How does a man take a bubble bath?

    He eats beans for dinner.

    4. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

    Because they don't have balls to scratch.

    5. What is a man's idea of foreplay?

    A half hour of begging.

    6. How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?

    He's breathing.

    7. What is the difference between men and government bonds?

    Bonds mature.

    8. What do men and beer bottles have in common.

    They are both empty from the neck up.

    9. How can you tell if a man is happy?

    Who cares?

    10. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

    No one knows. . . . . .It's never been done.

    11. How are men and parking spaces alike?

    The good ones are already taken, and the ones left are handicapped.

    12. What is a man's idea of helping you with housework?

    Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

    13. What is the difference between men and E.T.?

    E.T. called home.

    14. What does a man consider a seven course meal?

    A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.

    15. Do you know why there's a hole in a man's penis?

    So he can get air to his brain.

    16. How do you save a man from drowning?

    Take your foot off his head.

    17. How is a man like linoleum?

    If you lay him right the first time, you can walk all over him for the next twenty years.
    :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
    best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

    #2
    What Women Know about Men

    Did you just lose your man card?
    BHOG
    War isn't working. Let's try Peace!

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      #3
      What Women Know about Men

      funny stuff
      Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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        #4
        What Women Know about Men

        As a male I’ve read tons of jokes about females. It was nice to read this and have a laugh at myself!

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          #5
          What Women Know about Men

          ha.
          sigpic

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            #6
            What Women Know about Men

            that was just what the Doctor ordered, A good ole fashioned belly laugh to start off the week!
            "The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it"

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              #7
              What Women Know about Men

              :H:H

              I particularly like no. 5 - half an hour! - wow that's generous - here in Ireland it's more like 'Brace yourself Bridget!' and yeah - no. 9 - who cares!! - only kidding - of course we care:bigwink:

              :h
              Bandit
              There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.

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