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    Donkey

    Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a
    Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the
    Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but
    I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

    Chuck replied,
    'Well, then just give me my money back.'

    The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

    Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

    The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

    Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

    The farmer said, You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

    Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

    A month later, the farmer met up with
    Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

    Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'

    The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

    Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

    Chuck now works for the government.
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    Donkey

    Good one!!
    Formerly known as Starlight Impress.

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      #3
      Donkey

      Sounds right to me, but then, I do work for the govmt

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        #4
        Donkey

        You win !! Ha! IAD.
        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
        Dr. Seuss

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          #5
          Donkey

          THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!JUST THE LAUGH THAT I NEEDED TODAY....THANKS
          sigpicEyes on the PRIZE, a SOBER Future !!!

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